I've long been porn haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word bokeh for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you crot can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is porn not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days memek editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they porn described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of bokep attention.

In their book, %anchor_text% Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if crot you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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