I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a crot nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for %anchor_text% caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. crot It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion memek in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, porn and memek bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing memek for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, crot so they could make their memek partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As crot far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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