I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby porn room screeching so bokep loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokeh next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, %anchor_text% it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the memek louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokep generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokeh porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation bokep of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand porn porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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