I've long memek been haunted by memek the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby porn porn room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokeh porn I mentioned bokep the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to crot the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokeh sex worker.

porn Now, porn according to this new memek study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. porn It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokep other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, %anchor_text% and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, crot so they memek could make their partner feel happy, porn while bokep conserving their energy for memek other memek tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of memek another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about bokeh manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they porn described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing line, bokeh so to bokep bokep speak.




A new porn study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the memek chance the orgasm is being faked bokep (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their memek TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what porn you should be bokep doing.'

Well, memek bokep only if you porn want to attract a bokep certain kind of attention.

bokep In bokeh their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely bokeh reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of bokeh our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males memek that they were fertile and porn crot keen to crot copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex bokep may memek just be memek the quietest.


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