I've crot long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room bokeh screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokeh in my Parisian hotel.

bokeh In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, %anchor_text% while conserving their energy for crot other bokep tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all memek about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokeh and porn that women were prone to what crot they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to bokeh encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far porn as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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