I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman memek in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes bokep and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this porn new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure memek passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to porn gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the porn rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', %anchor_text% and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to bokeh encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like crot a demented hyena is if your sex memek education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as porn I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to bokeh attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile bokeh and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best bokeh sex may just bokeh be the bokeh quietest.


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